Давайте общаться на английском. Это так развлекает!

I just can't understand,what are u talking about?

I think it will be a good idia to discuss recent events in Moscow about national disagreements and disorders on streets. Your opinions about that?

That is an old conflict without hope for any solution:(

#411: 5+++
#415: YEAAAAH!!! tell me about it. I know nothing:) very curious. did it have any serious consequences or just a casual street fight?

Hello everybode!
I dream free speak in english)

Hello! How are you? The wearther is not good in Moscow today. It's winding and snowing. But I like snow.

hello. I don"t know english.

i also dont know english. but i study in english university.

Hi everybody! I' ll be very glad to chat English with you..you can write to me and I' ll try to answer you.. Write to me and sorry if I had made any mistakes.. I'm just learning..)

Евгeния,I like snow too.. But I don't live in moscow , the weather here is warm still..)

and were are you learning?

Do you ask it me? I study at the faculty of foreign languages,but I haven't got best progress yet.. And what about you? Where are you study?

i study on the international economy, in english group.

To my mind it's very interesting for you..to learn economy,especially in English group..may be you have got many foreigner friends, and you have good opportunities to speak with them..

I don't see any good ideas in communicating in English when many of you have grammatical mistaces. I suppose, it would be better if here were anyone who could correct your mistakes. then you will have much more profit from this communication.

Ruslanka:)
it will take forever to improve all the mistakes that are in this chat. LOL
people should just read more. Honestly, if I didn't know Russian I would not be able to understand most of the things written here. :)

A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.

He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don’t let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.”

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: “Grandma, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced His family…”

Granny fainted….

has any of you skype?
no? i knew it...

:) nice, joke, Simply_Tired.. byth eway - it´s a good idea with jokes..:)
here is one from me:

Small conv of a man with god:
A man: God, how long is a million years?
God: To me, it's about a minute.
Man: How much is a million dollars?
God: To me, it's a penny.
Man: God, may I have a penny?
God:Yes, but Wait a minute!

те кто просто хочет пообщаться по английски, добавляйтесь буду очень очень рад)

hello.how do you do?i live in zhodino, in belarus

I am very tired. I dream about holidays.

me too
I wanna pass my exam successfully and go away on sea)

I'm done with my finals!!!!YEaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooo!!!!!!

I'm the happiest person in the world right now!!!!:))))))))

#433 I f you want to chat in English you should post in English. otherwise how do I know that you are able to speak English?;)

#432 It's an old joke but it's good to read it in English:)

so what are u talking about? may i with u?

oh, by the way, yesterday my favourite country - the USA and some Western Europenian countries celebrated Christmas) It's not celebrated here but anyway, guys, merry Christmas to everyone! I wish you got success in every business: studying, work - whatever you want. Hah, and the main one - may you be successful in English lol Best wishes!

Hi, everyone! Congratulate you with upcoming holidays! I wish you a bag of happiness and a bag of money this year. Don't choose between these two things. Make yourself happy. Your happy is in your hands!!! Happy New Year and Merry Christmas!!!)))

thanks but it left 1 year to the end of the world

oh...
I REALLY LOVE THIS HOLIDAYS...
christmas tree,sweets,presents....its so cool...
and i wish a lot of peace and love for all people in the world.
My congratulations=*

hello, it's good practice for me and you.. Anybody is there?

Hello dear people! I congratulate you with holidays too. I wish you bright and joyful New Year and Christmas!!! :)

Oh,thank you,I wish in the 2011 you will know English better than anyone!

Thank you too)) We mustn't regret about 2010 year.. Let it be in the past.. Let's hope only for immediate success))

do you mind my interrupting?!)

Sasha Baranova, WTF is that? stop being so pessimistic! honestly, I dont believe in it. The end of the World? it's like apocalypse? haha, no way! I think there are supposed to be some cataclysm but no more!
Merry Christmas and happy New Year to everyone, guys!))

indeed)

pls remember me what's the topic now?

ahahaha the end of the world :D cooool who watched the film 2012?

probably people above you)

please, excuse me, but I dont find this topic to be interesting... I'm just wondering if someone here has facebook? It's much more interesting to chat there!

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/profile.php?id=100000334248462 - my facebook. I'm waiting for new friends, guys! :)

who trusts that 2012 wont be

raise your hands)

I've watched the film but I dont think it really will happen :))

who knows)

let me see euro 2012 in this pathetic country (ukraine) and then i don't care)

me too i think only people with limited fantasy can trust in it :D

haha, pathetic country Ukraine))) I know what u mean coz I live there))

yeah) i avoid patriots)

me too i think only people with limited fantasy can trust in it :D

__________________________________________________

absolutely yes)

:::::)))))))

:::::)))))))

________

even spiders don't have so many eyes)

ahaha, I'm not the patriot of Ukraine at all!)) I love the USA and a lot of people hate me because of that. actually, I dont care))
and what about the apocalipse? well, I've seen such an interesting video! look at it http://vk.com/video57582478_159285795#comments
It's really interesting but as I've already said I dont believe in it)

oh maybe, did somebody watched skyline?

i am mutant ahahahah:D

haha, as for me I havent watched it but I've heard that it is such a scary movie))

what do u think about the future in 2011 year???

i am mutant ahahahah:D

____________________

i appreciate that. mutants are really cool)

yeeee :::::::))))))))

in 2011?!

eh...

i wish i were some kind of gipsy)

but i think the climate will surprise us even more)

haha, as for me I havent watched it but I've heard that it is such a scary movie))

it's not that scary.
but...
a little bit of nightmares can be promised)

hehe, I'll watch it for sure))
and what about the future? Yeah, Leben & Sterben, you're right! I guess we are already suffering because of the global warming.

ahhaahah enough to discuss opinions of other men :::::)))))

or you'll eat us)

Hey, people.
What do you think about the English language level tests on begin-english ru?
I've just had the Intermediate level test and there are some obvious mistakes in it. For example, task number 11.

11. Leo’s French isn’t very good. He ____it for very long.
A) has been learning B) hasn’t been learning C) hasn’t learned

I put B and it says that it's a wrong answer. The funniest thing is that it says that the right answer is A.
It means that a Leo has been learning French for a long time and he still sucks in it.
This is kinda weird, isn't it? :)

haha, that sucks! I think your answer B is right)

so do I)

so do we)

again...

no idea)

I think I've read about it somewhere but I haven't tried to find out was that truth or not.

i guess you need another click on the button to make sure)

All my clicks are counted as one click.)

I don't think it works anyway

understood)

i clicked as well, so...

i guess you need another click on the button to make sure)

in other words, we have to find the 3rd victim)

heh
so who is that daredevil?! we are waiting for you!)

nobody's here...

yes, we're marooned!!)

Hello peaple! My name is Alexei. I live in Belgorod. I like more information for you.

By the way, I've noticed that Americans don't use smiles at all. they write "haha"
or "heh" or "lol", etc. At least my friends on facebook do. And it was a bit complicated for me to get used to it.

Nikolay -N.1.c.k.- Karpushev
he's found)

they put smiles but not with so many brackets
like this:
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

right, Alexey, do us a favour)

I have something in common with americans then :)

me as well)
i learned the same from them
gave up putting so many brackets a year ago

haha the third line sounds like a part of anonymous alcoholic's speech :D

:D

у кого что болит, тот о том и говорит?!

oh my gosh
i speak russian
russian!!
in this realm of the english language

you should be ashamed of doing such unacceptable things )

i am)

eh...
things?!
what d'you mean saying thingS?!

i meant "a thing" of course)

ok

i thought my alcoholic's speech did have influence on you)

I just not speak english, but very vant.:)

Алексей, можешь посмотреть основные правила английского по ссылке в меню группы. без грамматики никаких разговоров не получится)

Стас Иванов is such a Captain Obvious :D

again...

click THE button!!!)

i did)

i derive so much pleasure from doing the washing up

is there anyone willing to communicate?)

#509 "I just not speak english, but very vant.:) "

the incorrect usage of "want" makes the translation so funny...
according to urban dictionary, vant means "vent" or "rant"
does anyone else see the conflict over here?

What do you mean, Svetlana? :) abbyy lingvo isn't urban dictionary? Because according to it "vent" mean ''отверстие, отдушина" and "rant" mean "разглагольствовать". :))

vent also means:
1. выражать
2. выпускать
3. изливать
4. давать выход
5. испускать
6. высказывать
7. делать отверстие

in this context rant and vent mean the same i.e. talk a lot about nothing. u got the point...

Sorry. What does "i.e." mean? :))

i.e. - т.е. (то есть)

whats you name Pidr

Hello!

Hallo)

Hi everyone! I have a question: how are you going to spend this New Year?

hello, boys and gerls!)) it's very interesting to speak English. i like this language very-very much!! )

Well, as for me, I'm gonna celebrate it in Moscow with my family. Actually, I'm from Ukraine, but it's such a great opportunity to spend my winter holidays in the capital of Russia with my close people around)

I bad know English,but I shall lerning it...help me...I like English))

English is very interesting language!)))

I think this holidays i spend with my famili,what are you&

I know English Language very well without translater)

Well)))

That is interesting and funny group!!!))

Hi my name Ruslan I from Bashkortostan.

Hello!

You is good know English?)

It has been a month since I was in Kyiv, now I am out of all the vodka that I bought at there, sucks to be me :)

How do you was?)

Hello,everybody!

it's like a Russian group in Facebook :D
it's nice to see so many english fans there^^

big up, nigers!

Hello!

I Think its funny and cool !!!!!

??

H, everybody)

don't loose yourself

do not speak Russian

People, how d'you feel about the New year?

New year is the most wonderful day of winter. I shall be celebrate it with my family. After that I`ll be go on the mountain for snoubording with my friends. It looks nice... in my opinion)
Anyway.. The russian man loves New Year)))

I do not like it)

I suppose to go to bed instead of celebrating

Александр مغامر Тимченко

do you learn arabic too? you wrote a adventurer (авантюрист) l think,

Hi friends, Happy New Year!!!

happy Xmas))))))!

memder you

^_^

Hello to everybody in this good english group....My name is Anastasia and i am from russia...i am a new person in this group...I have been to learn English since i

came to school at 1 class...Did you speak about things you know in english better....for example time or spoken english? ...

Happy new yr! gbl....

Светлана _Simply_Tired_ Волк

is this you in the picture ?

Morgan, do you know who is a troll, but i don't mean a fare character :)

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно
no, I don't tell me please

I'm sure that you're know it, if its a mistake, i'm glad :)

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно
what are you mean...I don't know that

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно
I am from armored train

It's a pity :)

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно
was it a slap in the face?

Morgan Stanley:

Is that YOUR real picture and name on yr profile?..

Светлана _Simply_Tired_ Волк
you answered to my question by a question

Morgan, even if you want it, i cannot do it, so don't worry, be happy :)

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно
ok

Лец ми спик фром май харт ин инглиш

So, tell me something interesting about yourself :)

Morgan:

...maybe, I'm jewish?:)))

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно
I go to sleep , say me "good night"

Светлана _Simply_Tired_ Волк

you?

if it is true so you are very sexy jew

Morgan, I feel appreciated...)
good night:)

ссори....я вонт ту толк ту ю туу

G.n :)

Светлана _Simply_Tired_ Волк

good night

What's the time?

time to go to bed....;)

I dont think time really exist...

There's no time to talk! It's time to go sleep)))

Светлана _Simply_Tired_ Волк

respect!!!)))

Respect for what?

thank you, Andrey!

nice t-shirt, by the way:)

Светлана
thanx! it's needfull during the HOLIDAYS))

Алинка
respect for witty answer

Hm, i see

Morgan Stanley

True. This word translates as adventurer. But i`m not learning arabik. Maybe sometimes later I shell done it. (may be I`m writting with errors.. sorry:))
Do you like sanskrit?

With Happy New Year all!!!))

Oh :)

Oh, I'm not happy that soon the New Year, because I wanted to celebrate New Year together with friends, but my parents I was not allowed. And because of this I am very upset. = ((

What a pity!Cheer up!

omg

Happy New Year!!!I wish you are over the moon!
P.S. Please,correct me if I use construction with the word "wish" wrong.

HEY! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U ALL!!!! WISH U GOOD MOOD, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MUCH FUN!))) HAVE A NICE YEAR!!)

Thank u very much,Christine!))be happy and have a nice year too!

thanks!) I'll try.......)

what topic? "I just do not understand

Happy New Year

DASHA, we just speak English!))
u may say what u wanna say.......)

everything is clear, well then I wish you all a happy new year and zdorrovya, and all the best!

Happy New Year everybody!!!!!!!!!!:)))))))))))))

thanks)))

All greetings! How are you doing? at you here only in English? Happy new year!

hi, everything is great, happy new year ))))))))))

People, do not be silent, to speak very much want))

Oh please, I love English and love it to communicate!

Miracles - where they believe...

are you talking about?

I am talking about the coming year

and what will happen in the coming year?

May be the New Year will be happy for each of us...

can not be, but exactly!))

I wish love and happiness to all good people in New 2011 Year!=)

Jak się masz?

Happy New Year, Dear people )

Thank you!

let every wish each other something good in the new year!

I wish you all good luck

thanks! you too

Add to friends, I want to communicate in English .=)

Ok, what would you like to talk about?

does anyone know George Carlin?

who is he?

I guess,George Carlin is an american stund-up comedy artist and writer. I saw few his appearence. Not so funny, as I thought.

Ok, let our theme will be comedies... Do you like this kind of films?

I like but i don't know that person. So, where is people?

What people?)

People, different of them, players first of all because i want to play :)

What do you want to play?)

Hi,people=)) Happy New Year=)

Thank you)

You are strange person :)

Me?

Hi,people :)

http://vkontakte.ru/club22677223

You :) how old are you?

I know it)

I'm 17

do you mind my interrupting?! :)

Hurray, there is a person to talk to)

Hello)) Happy new year! I'l try to speak with you on english)

That's nice)

Well, I think it's great, what you're doing there

I'm cleaning up

Hey guys...wazup? How did you celebrated new year

Клубная музыка: http://vkontakte.ru/club21763292

I went to bed)

Hey

Hey)

What are you doing?

I see, you are busy :(

i'm drinking tea, watching Dracula and trying to get rid of the mess on my table)

Dracula? Who is in a principle part?

Gary Oldman

Oh, I like movies about verewolves and vampires :)

Me too)

Do you enjoy movie "Twilight"?

O f course not)

Why?

GOOD EVENING HOW ARE YOU

It's, i do not want to hurt anyone's feelings, senseless rubbish, it's my personal opinion.

Hi, I'm fine, thanks. And you?

hello everybody,my name is Dina. who's speak in hungarian?.

Hey, everyone) As for me, speaking English is easier than speaking Russian, really, I love this language, what about you?

Perhaps it's easier,I love it too)

me too. I like English

i speak in hungarian. a few in ukrainian. and now learn english.

We say "to speak a language" without any prepositions

I'm sorry for correcting your writing

I like english, and i like spanish language too. I'm a student. What about you?

I study at school

I like english, more then russian. And I am a student too=)

So, how old are you? I thought that you a student too.

17 (first course)

I'm 17

i am 20. and i am a student

Where do you study?

You are so young :) if you are from Ukrain you must know about linguistic university in Kyiv :)

I'm not from Ukrain))

But now I know that in Kiev there's a linguistic university)

You are funny guy :) really. So, what will you do after school?

I'm going to become an interpreter)

What are you doing now?

hello everybody))
Happy New Year!!)

Thanks;-)

I'm just sitting)

Oh, i see :) so, english language will be the first one that you'll be study what about second language? Which language do you prefer too?

Ich studire Deutcsh und habe die Fremdsprache gern))

On the whole, I love the Germanic family of languages)

As for me,i like study french language

But it's diffical language. Why are you choice it?

Бастер [Crimson Regret] Китон

what did you mean when you wrote "on the whole"? did you want to say "вообще"?

French language is very close to spanish, the same family if you understand what i'm speak about :)

This is language it's not very difficult;-)

Don't be angry but german is dog's language for me.

When I said "on the whole" I gave a general opinion)

Galay, i told about german that it's difficult :)

you had to write "in general" then)
they don't say "on the whole"))

I'm very bad speaking in english:-(
Help me,please

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно
you've been studying English for a short time, am I right?))

Галя Григорьева

I can offer you an assistance))

Have you ever been a broad, Igor?

Igor, why are you asking?

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно сегодня в 20:11
Have you ever been abroad, Igor?

does it matter?)) why are you asking?))

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно сегодня в 20:12
Igor, why are you asking?

I just see you make a lot of mistakes (don't get frustrated, it's normal). nobody is perfect))

#685 okay;-)

If you see my mistakes can you correct them? :)

Igor, "on the whole" can be used here)))

correct all your mistakes from the very beginning of that topic??))

Бастер [Crimson Regret] Китон

you see, there's no expression "on the whole"))
they don't say like that))
where did you see this expression?

Igor that was a joke :) so, what about abroad? :) you didn't say me truth.

Look it up in a Longman Dictionary for exampe)

I'll come back in ten minutes :)

Бастер [Crimson Regret] Китон сегодня в 20:23
Look it up in a Longman Dictionary for exampe)

ok)

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно сегодня в 20:23
Igor that was a joke :) so, what about abroad? :) you didn't say me truth

yeah I've been abroad))
so why are you asking?))

Baster yuo is a very kind.( symphathetic). i am very bad speaking in english. help me please!!!!

I too

You are not bad at it, it's only 'cause you've just started learning it)

I too have started to study recently English)
I like England and USA. and you?

I want to practise English language. I study 3 months. Who can help write on my page

Lets introduce me My name is Galiya.I am from BASHKIRIYA

Igor, i asked because i can read :) and of course i see what you are write :) so, where have you been?

As for me, I love only England, not the USA)

Than England isn't pleasant?

Oh sorry the USA?

I'm study english two month

And how successes?

I just do not like the USA))

I do not like the USA too

why you not love the USA?

As for me i don't care :) i wish visit USA and England :)

yes =) me too)

The US is too proud of itself)

Алинка *волшебная* Сахно

what about Spain?

A wonderful country it is)

Бастер [Crimson Regret] Китон
сегодня в 23:02

The US is too proud of itself)

Can be.

That's one of the reasons)

#710 awful

Why?)

lДlОlБlАlВlЛlЯlЙlТlЕlСlЬl lВl lДlРlУlЗlЬlЯlll*l)))l

Morgan, first of all, HI :) i want visit Spain more than USA :) because i like spanish language

The USA is not proud, they are very impudent

And that's one of the reasons, too)

It agree

#722 I can't,very hard

#729 How long have you been learning English?

I fucka koshecka and sobacka

It's your own business

People, you are so cute :)

At first always it is difficult, and it will be then normal

)))

Maybe))

What is the weather in your city, guys?

Oh, it's frosty oterwise quite pleasant)

Not so. A cold dog

baster where are you from?

Moscow

Guys, you are find each other :) my congratulations :)

O.O what d'you mean?

i was born in moscow too. but now live in ukraine.

Why?)

Baster, don't think bad :) everythink is ok :) you are look as good friends :)

but my mother lived here.and hate live there ( correct me)

hate living there

#747 ah, I see now)

yes, but she (my mother) dont speak russian she speak in hungarian.

"she speaks hungarian"))

Baster, did you scare? :)

No, I was surprised)

i see making a mistake here will cost me life)

Why do you think so?)

i drew this conclusion from the messages above)

You are not right)) we just talk

i know)
i had to start the conversation somehow

Hello everyone

Hi) I'm fine, and you?

i speak hungarian too. when i was 1 years old we (to) moved to the ukraine in the hungarian village. my firast name kanatchikova ( moscow --- volokolamsk))

I'm too fine thank you! where do you from?

I am from Russia, and you?

another typical phrase is missing
nobody mentioned that london is the capital of great britain)

региcтрируйтесь по этой ссылке http://www.oprosoff.net/?ref=NzMxNzI= здесь вы сможете заработать от 15руб за 5 мин!!!!всего лишь нужно пройти опрос!!!и так каждый день!!!со временем опросов будет больше и больше!!!Так же есть реферальная система!!!!

Ahahaha..right you are=)

:)

by the way, where do YOU come from?

I from Belarusia, Are you student or worker?

I am a pupil)

:) Realy?

зрачок)

will you dissolve me for speaking russian?

#770 Yes, that's true)

:) how did you meet new year?

#771 No, I am not a black hole in the centre of an eye =D

I just went to bed)

And you?

and where do you inhabit?)

I worked

#777 What do you mean?)

#778 what are you?

Бастер [Crimson Regret] Китон
a black hole in the centre of an eye =D
_________________________________________

i like your definition for the pupil :D

Oh yeah))

I was in my job (worked)

Бастер [Crimson Regret] Китон
What do you mean?)
__________________________

in other words, where do you come from?

#783 I mean what's your profession)

#784 I'm from Russia)

#784 I'm from Russia)
_________________

and city?

Oh :) I'm chef

And you?

It's Moscow

I am a pupil, I study at school)

what's level

Form?

#789 and is english your #1 subject?

Yes, it is)

and why?

i was just curious)

Ah) I see)

oh...
and do you like english?))

Of course, I do) if I didn't like it, I wouldn't speak it)

asking this was kind of stupid. indeed)

what are you doing?)

I'm revising nouns)) and you?

i'm reading a german newspaper)

The nouns are German, too)

that's your second language, right?)

I've begun studing it two months ago)

you corrected people's mistakes
don't you mind if i correct yours?)

i mean, some don't like it when they're being corrected)

I'm sorry, I was not attentive( I began studing it two months ago)

I know, but those people asked to correct their mistakes)

studing) again being inattentive)
it needs a little bit training up
i mean your attention
because it's not some lack of knowledge
inattention may give you lemons in course of studying

Oh! Baster, please, CORRECT my mistakes:D!!! Why did you so clever?))

What's wrong with the word "studing"?)