Jill: 'I got that job even though you didn't think I stood a chance.'Frank: '.........' You always did! You never did! You sometimes did! You often did!
Jill: 'I had some good news today — I've won the lottery.'Frank: '.........' Well I never! Well I rarely! Well I frequently! Well I occasionally!
Jill: 'We've collected thousands of pounds this week for charity.'Frank: '.........' Goodness you! Goodness them! Goodness us! Goodness me!
Jill: 'She came top in the exam grades this summer.'Frank: '.........' Well made. Well held. Well got. Well done.
Jill: 'After all that effort we didn't manage to sell a single one.'Frank: '.........' What a loss! What a shame! What a job! What a crime!
Frank: 'You know I put money in that company — well it's gone bankrupt.'Jill: '.........' Stiff luck! Solid luck! Hard luck! Thick luck!
Jill: 'I've waited 3 hours for a bus now.'Frank: '.........' What a bore! What a boar! What bores! What boars!
Jill: 'Look at all the work I've done, aren't you impressed?'Frank: '.........' I am amazing! I am amazed! I amaze! I am being amazed!
Frank: 'I hear that the Government is going to abolish income tax.'Jill: '.........' That is the day! That could be the day! That may be the day! That'll be the day!
Frank: 'They say that all this rubbish is going to be taken away tomorrow.'Jill: '.........' I believe when I see it. I'll believe it when seen. I'll believe it when I see it. I see it when I believe.
