John: 'Thank you so much.'Sue: '.........' No problem. Any problem. A problem. Some problem.
John: 'I am most grateful.'Sue: '.........' You are welcoming. You welcome. You're welcome. You are welcomed.
John: 'Thank you very much for helping me.'Sue: '.........' You don't mention it. No mention of it. You mention it. Don't mention it.
John: 'That was very thoughtful of you to do that.'Sue: '.........' Forgetful. Forget it. I've forgotten. Don't forget it.
John: 'I really appreciate your kindness this last week.'Sue: '.........' It pleased me. It was pleasing. It was my pleasure. It was pleasant.
John: 'I must say you really helped us out when we lost those passports.'Sue: '......... It was the least I could do. I couldn't do more. I couldn't do less. I couldn't do least.
John: 'Your advice this morning was much appreciated.'Sue: '.........' All to do with service. All part of the service. All the section of the service. The whole of the service.
John: 'We'd like to give you this small present to show our gratitude.'Sue: '.........' It's really not needed. It's really not wanted. It's really not demanded. It's really not necessary.
John: 'By the way, I've paid the taxi driver.'Sue: '.........' You mustn't have. You couldn't have. You shouldn't have. You can't have.
John: 'And as a special thank you for all you've done, we're treating you to a meal out.'Sue: '.........' You're very stupid. You're really naughty. You're really horrible. You're really wicked.