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New Leader of China

Evgenia Khavkina
George: -Condi? Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Candi: -Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
- Great, lay it on me.
- Hu is the new leader of China.
- That’s what I want to know.
- That’s what I’m telling you.
- That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
- Yes.
- I mean the fellow’s name.
- Hu.
- The Chinaman!
- Hu is leading China.
- Now whadd’yu asking me for?
- I’m telling you. Hu is leading China.
- Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
- That’s the man’s name.
- That’s who’s name?
- Yes.
- Will you or will not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
- Yes, sir.
- Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East!
- That’s correct.
- Then who’s in China?
- Yes, sir.
- Yassir is in China?
- No, sir.
- Then who is?
- Yes, sir.
- Yassir?
- No, sir.
- Look, Candi! I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.
- Kofi?
- No, thanks.
- You want Kofi?
- No.
- You don’t want Kofi?
- No, but now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. Then get me the UN.
- Yes, sir.
- Not Yassir! The guy at the UN.
- Kofi?
- Milk! Will you please make the call?
- And call who?
- Who is the guy at the UN?
- Hu is the guy in China.
- Will you stay out of China?
- Yes, sir.
- And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.
- Kofi?
- All right. With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Anna Balda
So funny)
Vladimir Kovalev
Класс ) Спасибо, Евгения, напомнили.
Lilia Malysheva
Maria Kulichenko
Artyom Markevich
где то в инете видео гуляет, озвучка диалога:) круто:)
Dmitry Kalentyev
Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen!!! Really!!!)))
Elena Balandina
Thank you! :) very funny !
Anastazia Yarmolenko
I'm currently travelling in China and this is not a joke here! This is how we're speaking with locals. Funny but hard!

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