Two mates are having a chat over a beer
Two mates are having a chat over a beer. "Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?" one bloke asks his friend. "No way!" his mate replies. "Well," says the first bloke, "do you like pussies you could hide a watermelon in?" "Fuck no!" his mate replies. "Well," says the first bloke, "what the hell are you doing fuckin' around with my wife?"