Did you kill the victim?

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than the penalty for murder!

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• In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller
• A precise location
• Being under oath
• A guy walks into a post office

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