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Sheeva Marina
Eat me raw through a flavor straw. S. King. Christine
Olya Savelyeva
Most people live and learn. You just live.
Olya Savelyeva
I'm so jealous that you finally found your true love. Unfortunately, they haven't legalized self-marriage yet.
Yulia Dyakonova
I am not weird! I am a limited edition!
Olya Savelyeva
Xo-xo!!!:))))))))
Galina Litvinova
Boy : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Girl : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
Maria Mustafina
It was as if Nature had intended to make a gorilla, and had changed its mind at the last moment. (P.G.Wodehouse. The Code of the Woosters)
Maria Mustafina
It was one of those heavy, sultry afternoons when Nature seems to be saying to itself 'Now shall I or shell I not scare the pants off these people with a hell of a thunderstorm?' <...>
It was as though Nature had said to itself 'Oh to hell with it' and decided that it was too much trouble to have a thunderstorm after all.
Alina Polyakova
Make your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile.
Marishka Myakenkaya
Does your mother give you anythin than are you good?
-No,but she give me something than I am bad!
Marishka Myakenkaya
Does your mother give you anythin than are you good?
-No,but she give me something than I am bad!
Maria Mikityuk
PETER PIPER PICKED A PACK OF PICKLED PEPPERS
A PACK OF PICKLED PEPPERS PETER PIPER PICKED
IF PETER PIPER PICKED A PACK OF PICKLED PEPPERS
WHY THE A PACK OF PICKLED PEPPERS PETER PIPER PICKED
Meri Linn
Cruising for a bruising?..

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